MacOS Sierra 10.12 on Asus X200CA/X550C?

[Castletorch]

So, since I cannot boot into MacOS, I can only do the first two steps.

Step one: Upload verbose output.
I've done that above. It hasn't changed since the last time I did it. At all. It's line for line the same. No need to reupload.

Step two: Upload EFI/Clover as ZIP, after pressing F4 at clover boot screen, omit themes folder.
I may have not pressed F4 last time, so I have clearly and firmly pressed it this time. No doubt about it.

 

[RehabMan]

So, since I cannot boot into MacOS, I can only do the first two steps.

Step one: Upload verbose output.
I've done that above. It hasn't changed since the last time I did it. At all. It's line for line the same. No need to reupload.

Step two: Upload EFI/Clover as ZIP, after pressing F4 at clover boot screen, omit themes folder.
I may have not pressed F4 last time, so I have clearly and firmly pressed it this time. No doubt about it.

You did not follow the guide as was suggested in post #2.

 

[Castletorch]

I don't know how many times I need to say this.

I cannot follow the guide properly, I no longer have access to a Mac.
I have a Windows PC, but last time I checked, Windows does not come with Terminal or diskutil.

How do you expect me to follow the guide without a Mac?

 

[Feartech]

I don't know how many times I need to say this.

I cannot follow the guide properly, I no longer have access to a Mac.
I have a Windows PC, but last time I checked, Windows does not come with Terminal or diskutil.

How do you expect me to follow the guide without a Mac?

You can't follow the guide without a Mac or a working hack, you will have to borrow one if you can