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What if Ben Franklin had a Smart Phone ?

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Have to wonder what John Hancock and Ben Franklin would say in this scene.

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John: What is that Ben ?

Ben: A picture book. That runs on electricity. The words and pictures appear out of thin air.

John: You invent that ?

Ben: It's from the future John. That young gentleman over there by Madison put it in my hand.

Ben: In the 21st century everyone will have one and stare at it all day long to entertain themselves.

Ben: Shall we take a selfie ?

John: You want me to pose for a selfie ? What's a selfie ?

Ben: Stand behind me and I'll show you how it's done.
 
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I've also wondered what Henry David Theroux would do with a smart phone too.
 
Have to wonder what John Hancock and Ben Franklin would say in this scene.

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John: What is that Ben ?

Ben: A picture book. That runs on electricity. The words and pictures appear out of thin air.

John: You invent that ?

Ben: It's from the future John. That kid over there by Madison put it in my hand.

Ben: In the 21st century everyone will have one and stare at it all day long to entertain themselves.

Ben: Shall we take a selfie ?

John: You want me to get in on a selfie ? What's a selfie ?

Ben: Stand behind me and I'll show you how it's done.

Ben: Android sucks.
 
Ben: Android sucks.
After which Ben dials up Tim Cook at the spaceship campus in Cupertino.

Tim: Good Mornang Ben !

Ben: Hello Mr. Cook, I hear that your eye phone is far superior to all the other Android phones.

Ben: Please send one here to me in Philadelphia, PA.

Ben: One question though. How does one touch the magic screen with one's eye ?

Ben: I do need to wear my spectacles to see.

Tim: Yes Mr. Franklin, we wanted to call it the ear phone as you listen to voices with it.

Tim: There were already patents filed for ear phones. You certainly know about patent rights.

Tim: Here at Apple we love our iPhones, for us it's the goose that lays golden eggs.

Ben: I see. And where do these voices come from ? Do they travel through the ethers ?

Tim: Cellular networks. Don't worry Ben, I don't know how they work either, it just works, somehow.

Tim: About the glasses. All I can tell you is we've got some really great glasses coming, they'll let you see things that aren't really there. We call it augmented reality.

Ben: Not so sure about that. I'll stick with my spectacles and everyday reality. Thanks for sending my new phone.
 
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After which Ben dials up Tim Cook at the spaceship campus in Cupertino.

Tim: Good Mornang Ben !

Ben: Hello Mr. Cook, I hear that your eye phone is far superior to all the other Android phones.

Ben: Please send one here to me in Philadelphia, PA.

Ben: One question though. How does one touch the magic screen with one's eye ?

Ben: I do need to wear my spectacles to see.

Tim: Yes Mr. Franklin, we wanted to call it the ear phone as you listen to voices with it.

Tim: There were already patents filed for ear phones. You certainly know about patent rights.

Tim: Here at Apple we love our iPhones, for us it's the goose that lays golden eggs.

Ben: I see. And where do these voices come from ? Do they travel through the ethers ?

Tim: Cellular networks. Don't worry Ben, I don't know how they work either, it just works !

Ben: Where's my kite? I need to charge this thing.
 
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